Mega Piranha

first i want to say i don't regret watching this movie. i found it very enjoyable. To say this movie was a disappointment would be wrong. I expected a bad movie when i saw the trailer. how bad....that was just unexpected. First off the special effects were not good. and by not good i mean not good by syfy movie standards. the acting was terrible. god awful. and the script....i don't usually complain to much about dialog in movies because people, myself included, have been known to say some dumb things at all the wrong times but this movie was bad. and i think they kept dubbing the heros voice. making it sound more deep. there were times i wasn't even sure it was his voice. to add insult to injury they kept using the same footage over and over. which anybody who has seen a bad syfy movie knows that they do that with the monster sequences to save on money. understandable. but they did it with the actors scenes! they did do something i had never seen in a movie...OK well several things. but the first one that comes to mind was the scene where one of the scientists is being tortured \ interrogated. he is in some 3rd world country being beaten by a rogue military general (i honestly didn't pay enough attention to remember if he was a general) and his lackeys. they want information about their experiments. apparently they did not want to leave bruises on him because they were using a phone book. not in a way i had ever seen tho. they were not holding it up to him then beating him through the book to avoid bruising. they were just beating him with a phone book. and the scene where the hero escapes from the military compound to go to see the river where the boat was destroyed was....hilarious. all in all tho it was really fun to watch. it made me laugh and seeing Tiffany got some work was fun as well. i wouldn't mind seeing her in more of these movies. ill probably watch it again. not..ya know...allot.

OOOOO ITS HAPPENING!!

I think Mega Piranha is on right now as i speak.....I cant wait to see some Giant Fish eating the world AND Tiffany! a rougher looking milf Tiffany but TIFFANY none the less! HAHAHA! DVR don't fail me now!!....soon my pretties...very soon.

Ink

Saw a cool movie called "Ink" had not heard anything about it. Trailer drew me in a little. I was turned off in the first 15 minutes or so but then it picked up allot. I really liked it. Music was awesome and thought the story was good. Film quality had a bit of the digital feel, which i hate, but it wasn't enough to take to much away from the movie. Special effects I thought were awesome!. I don't know what kind of a budget they had in making the film but they did a good job never the less. I definitely recommend it.

2 awesome looking movies!

ok here are a couple movies that look pretty awesome to me and i cant wait to see them. the first is Tucker & Dale vs Evil. looks freakin great.



the second....and i am ashamed to say i want to see this movie...cause i like the idea. im sure it will be lacking in the acting\storyline department as well as special effects and anything else you could not do the best job with in a movie....its SyFy's movie Mega Piranha. I will say, I just found out it was done by The Asylum films...i like allot of thier stuff so lets hope.

Horror Hound Weekend 2010!!

Just got back and had an awesome time. Met lots of cool people. saw a few good movies. one of which was Parasomnia. awesome flick. liked it allot. centers around a woman who sleeps all the time and only wakes at random points and only for a couple minutes. was a cool idea for a movie. met the director and he was fun to talk with. got to get a pic with Joe Bob Briggs and Honey. that was cool. i loved to watch them back in the day. i did catch the end of a movie called Smash cut. Im going to look for it. even tho i know how it ends i liked what i saw. So check that one out if you get the chance. Got to shake hands with Clive Barker. He was great to listen to. he wasnt feeling the best and you could tell. he had lost his voice so listening was hard to do but i liked what he had to say. ok well im out!

i have a dream!

ok so i had a weird dream last night. i am not sure how it started but i was at my grandparents old home in Vermont with my sister. i think we were making breakfast. i was breaking eggs to make and something spilled out of one of the eggs. for the life of me i don't recall what this thing looked like but i remember it was fast. we ran around the house trying to avoid it but catch it at the same time. somehow it ended up attacking an owl. yea i know... so while it was molesting this owl i grabbed the whole mess and threw it into the fridge. cause apparently that is what you do with a critter that falls out of an egg you are trying to eat for breakfast. then we went about our day. i went back a bit later to remove the owl and thing and dispose of it. when i opened the door the owl was laying motionless. i touched it and it was frozen. so i pull it out of the fridge and was looking it over for the egg thing. on its back was a mouth. i remember it was dripping with goo and tried to snap at me. at that point the owl started making freakish noises and flapping around the room. my sister grabbed up a shovel and we clambered all over trying to catch the damn thing. after some scrambling it ended up wounded and on the floor. my sister smashed it with the shovel. wriggling out of the mess came this little thing that looked like a salamander. bout the size of the nail on your pinky finger. i remember it was wriggling really fast through the owl much making its way to my sister. then my wifes alarm went off. game over. sometimes i wish i could record dreams to play back later. i hate how they fade from your brain as the day passes. of course some times that is a blessing....

no growth for me yet...

I just found out the wife will be going out of town next week for 3 days. that means its time for another AJ-Palooza! so im thinkin thursday next week will be Little Caesars pizza, beer\rum and tons of movies...so i got to start gathering them up now. growth is number one.....i know you are on the edge of your seat so i will keep you posted to the next one. lol.

seacreatures and tummy rot.

saw this vid. I love this stuff. makes you wonder...

The life and death of a pumpkin...

following the undead.

feel like i should be craving brains right now. crawled out of bed like i was escaping my tomb and cant wake up. been watching fringe allot lately. just starting on season 2. loving it so far. has come a long way from season 1. i love how you can tell the budget has gone up from most shows from season 1 to the second seasons. the lighting is usually a little better. the camera shots a little more daring. i need to take more photos tonight and am not looking forward to it. lots of little things to take pictures of make for a long drawn out time. I am looking forward to tomorrow tho. a friend loaned me a copy of the movie Growth. Looks awesome. Here is the trailer for those who dont know about it...



looks awesome. gotto love movies about critters runnin amuk. gonna watch it tomorrow night and maybe have a little rum and some pizza. nice end to a hard nights work. least that is the plan. we all know how that goes. well im off to do something.

i will leave you with this vid i found. it was interesting to watch. I especially cracked up at the part with Ted Bundy.

to early...feel my skin burning.

Im up. i got up at like 9:30 AM! i had forgotten there was a 9:30 AM....scheduals all out of wak now. its like noon and im ready for a nap. stupid ass farmville took it all out of me. gonna work some more tonight on my deepone busts. maybe finish up some penants (i hope). went through the upstairs yesterday and found all kinds of crap. no old reics from ancient anscestors or nothing uber cool like that. A whole tub of Cassettes! not that i will use em. i dont even think i own a tape player any more. have to see if i still have my Ghetto Blaster! lol. ok thats all i can think of finding at the moment..im sure there was something way cooler than tapes. OOOO i know..it was the floor! i hadnt seen it in sometime up there. no odd dreams last night. for the short time i slept. well off to do something...let you know when i get there...

meat in today

today i had a couple things happen. One i had a dream that my wife got horribly mad and vindictive toward me because i tried to eat half a pizza. woke up angry and couldnt get back to sleep. hate that. your angry but what for? with what? a stupid ass dream? yea dumb. the other is i saw Pandorum. I loved it. kinda saw the ending coming. after the movie Serenity i kinda took a guess that was the things were but didnt see the whole twist coming. thought that was pretty cool. good effects. nice dark movie. Im in the process of making some Deep Ones busts. Im hoping they will be a hit. I like it allot so i had to keep one for myself. Perks of being pennieless i guess. well im off. back to it then. may watch dagon tonight. laters!

dunwhich horror

anyone see the new dunwhich movie that was on syfy a bit back? did you like it? i think i liked it a little. not because it had much at all to do with lovecraft but because i like Jeffery Combs. story wise tho it was a freaking nightmare. i mean dean stockwells character shot like electricity or some shit from his fingers more than once. WTF was that about? about the only thing besides combs i did think was a neat idea was that the necronomicon never existed in our world. thats why there were only copies. ok the whole "its the house" thing was pretty dumb. but the idea of it not existing here was kinda neat i thought. thats right NEAT! i did think it was funny when armatage shot the scraggly ass mom. just shot her. she wasnt threatening him or anything. shes all..oh your not gonna shoot me are you mr...BLAM. yes he fuckin was apperently. HA!